cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





all right, you’ve convinced me. 

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

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all right, you’ve convinced me. 

(Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight)

330,692 notes

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

177,457 notes

feat:

the only dates i need are tour dates

29,942 notes

randomhatthief:

asvprock:

Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma

I know Ebola is no joke, but the image of an infestation of abuelas in the US is hilarious to me. Grannies, grannies everywhere; insisting you have food and asking about your school.

85,280 notes

gay8:

they should hire ugly people like me to be models because then people will pay attention to the clothes rather than faces and i get to say i’m a model

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved)

88,302 notes

lame-blog-incorporated:

PLEASE HELP ME!!! One of my best friends has run away and im so worried about her. Please help me so i can see my friend home soon and safe

lame-blog-incorporated:

PLEASE HELP ME!!! One of my best friends has run away and im so worried about her. Please help me so i can see my friend home soon and safe

1,486 notes

lolzpicx:

You can’t be too careful

lolzpicx:

You can’t be too careful

(Source: youth-x)

64,232 notes

inactiveblogger:

i will never accept the sound of my recorded voice

46,318 notes

dutchster:

i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment

109,135 notes